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Description: Don't give me no tea, no smoothie, no water, no nothing except coffee. Coffee is my homeboy very morning and all day long.

Description: Sprinkle that shit all over and don't give a fuck!

Description: Oh honey, we need a happy camper like this!

Description: This is what makes me a happy camper.

Description: Porch Drinking our way thru 2020!

Description: 2020 is the year of the porch in our house. Mostly for drinking!

Description: Swim for the beer, live here for years.

Description: Swim for the beer

Description: Get your goggles on

Description: Goggle up!

Description: Life is good on the lake when you have a beer cooler floating behind you!

Description: Life is good on the lake...(non-swim team version)

Description: My usage of Zero Day comes from hiking the Appalachian Trail -- a full day off with no hiking. A day to resupply, rest those doggies, enjoy trail town food and beers, and maybe go rafting or kayaking. Or better yet -- sleep! But maybe you're working from home. You need a zero day. Wear the shirt to remind yourself that this is a zero day, so take it easy.

Description: Quarantine is an adventure when we can socially distance in our little "not a fancy horse trailer". I've already been out in dispersed sites in Utah and Colorado enjoying the fresh air and nobody next to me. (Camping in a developed campground while I designed this though..haha)

Description: The best place to quarantine is to camp. 2020 has been a challenging year, but when we have our little silver homes on wheels, everything is going to be alright.

Description: You know you want to...

Description: How I feel

Description: Come hang out with me as I enjoy a little happy hour from my hammock on the Appalachian Trail. What's in your backpack?

Description: Hike your own hike.

Description: Hike your own hike — whether you’re NOBO, SOBO, flip flopping, LASHing or wee section hiking. Tents, hammocks or shelter. Bear bag or canister. Whatever. Just get ready to hike.

Description: Hike your own hike...on the Appalachian Trail. From Georgia to Maine or Maine to Georgia. Thru-Hiker’s embracing the suck and the sunshine. Harper’s Ferry Flip Floppers and sections when you can grab them. Just hike it.

Description: They know. You’re either a good human or a not so good human. My furry baby will tell me which.

Description: Always trust that feline instinct.

Description: Why not? Nothing like tiki bar life with a fresh muddled and shaken mojito. Far away from a beach and tiki bar? There’s always this T-shirt and your basement bar.

Description: Elaine Stritch said it best...

Description: Oh hey, let's quit our job and vacay all day!

Description: Get me on vacation with a mojito in my hand.

Description: Nope. Don't want your turkey. Give me all the side dishes. And pie!

Description: Nope. Don't need any of that turkey. Give me the side dishes!

Description: You live on the edge...like on a margarita.You salty.

Description: For all the side dish lovers out there! Forget the turkey, we are there for the green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, AND PIE!!!!!

Description: Get in the grocery getter and let's get lit! Large Marge is in charge, people!

Description: Totally worth it to follow mountain roads up to fresh air, clean lakes and amazing views.

Description: If you know, you know...

Description: Basecamp Owner Swag

Description: It's not a horse trailer, not a concession stand, not a helmet, and most definitely not an Instant Pot.