Tank Tops

Description: Happy Hour Series: Do good things and drink good coffee. Why would you do bad things and why would you drink bad coffee? Let's go into 2021 all happy!

Description: Happy Hour Series: Do good things and drink good cocktails. Why would you do bad things and why would you drink bad cocktails? Let's go into 2021 all happy!

Description: I know you hear him singing it...

Description: What's ugly is that frozen white stuff called snow Up North. Hell to the no. No snow down here.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or R.A.M.E.N.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or N.A.C.H.O.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or T.A.C.O.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or H.O.T. D.O.G.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or P.I.Z.Z.A.

Description: Happy Camper, happy life.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K.

Description: Don't give me no tea, no smoothie, no water, no nothing except coffee. Coffee is my homeboy very morning and all day long.

Description: Sprinkle that shit all over and don't give a fuck!

Description: Swim for the beer, live here for years.

Description: Swim for the beer

Description: Get your goggles on

Description: Goggle up!

Description: Life is good on the lake when you have a beer cooler floating behind you!

Description: Life is good on the lake...(non-swim team version)

Description: My usage of Zero Day comes from hiking the Appalachian Trail -- a full day off with no hiking. A day to resupply, rest those doggies, enjoy trail town food and beers, and maybe go rafting or kayaking. Or better yet -- sleep! But maybe you're working from home. You need a zero day. Wear the shirt to remind yourself that this is a zero day, so take it easy.

Description: Quarantine is an adventure when we can socially distance in our little "not a fancy horse trailer". I've already been out in dispersed sites in Utah and Colorado enjoying the fresh air and nobody next to me. (Camping in a developed campground while I designed this though..haha)

Description: Hike your own hike...on the Appalachian Trail. From Georgia to Maine or Maine to Georgia. Thru-Hiker’s embracing the suck and the sunshine. Harper’s Ferry Flip Floppers and sections when you can grab them. Just hike it.

Description: They know. You’re either a good human or a not so good human. My furry baby will tell me which.

Description: Always trust that feline instinct.

Description: Why not? Nothing like tiki bar life with a fresh muddled and shaken mojito. Far away from a beach and tiki bar? There’s always this T-shirt and your basement bar.

Description: Elaine Stritch said it best...