Shorts

Description: Swim for the beer

Description: Get your goggles on

Description: Goggle up!

Description: Life is good on the lake when you have a beer cooler floating behind you!

Description: Life is good on the lake...(non-swim team version)

Description: My usage of Zero Day comes from hiking the Appalachian Trail -- a full day off with no hiking. A day to resupply, rest those doggies, enjoy trail town food and beers, and maybe go rafting or kayaking. Or better yet -- sleep! But maybe you're working from home. You need a zero day. Wear the shirt to remind yourself that this is a zero day, so take it easy.

Description: Quarantine is an adventure when we can socially distance in our little "not a fancy horse trailer". I've already been out in dispersed sites in Utah and Colorado enjoying the fresh air and nobody next to me. (Camping in a developed campground while I designed this though..haha)

Description: The best place to quarantine is to camp. 2020 has been a challenging year, but when we have our little silver homes on wheels, everything is going to be alright.

Description: How I feel

Description: Come hang out with me as I enjoy a little happy hour from my hammock on the Appalachian Trail. What's in your backpack?

Description: Hike your own hike.

Description: Hike your own hike — whether you’re NOBO, SOBO, flip flopping, LASHing or wee section hiking. Tents, hammocks or shelter. Bear bag or canister. Whatever. Just get ready to hike.

Description: Hike your own hike...on the Appalachian Trail. From Georgia to Maine or Maine to Georgia. Thru-Hiker’s embracing the suck and the sunshine. Harper’s Ferry Flip Floppers and sections when you can grab them. Just hike it.

Description: They know. You’re either a good human or a not so good human. My furry baby will tell me which.

Description: Always trust that feline instinct.

Description: Why not? Nothing like tiki bar life with a fresh muddled and shaken mojito. Far away from a beach and tiki bar? There’s always this T-shirt and your basement bar.

Description: Get me on vacation with a mojito in my hand.

Description: Nope. Don't want your turkey. Give me all the side dishes. And pie!

Description: Nope. Don't need any of that turkey. Give me the side dishes!

Description: For all the side dish lovers out there! Forget the turkey, we are there for the green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, AND PIE!!!!!

Description: Get in the grocery getter and let's get lit! Large Marge is in charge, people!

Description: Totally worth it to follow mountain roads up to fresh air, clean lakes and amazing views.

Description: If you know, you know...

Description: I Like Big Trips and I Cannot Lie. We aren't talking trips to the grocery store here -- I am talking BIG trips. Book that adventure of a lifetime and GO! Paris, Rome, Iceland, Shanghai, Melbourne, Tahiti, or Toronto. Just go...

Description: A decade later and it's back! I sold this design on tote bags at markets and shows in Florida, Michigan and Indiana before it made it to my Beanblossom account on Etsy. So many requests and I decided to bring it back, because WE SHOULD ALL BE READING BIG BOOKS! And little books. And whatever you want to read. JUST READ! I used to hand print every bag, but I'll let TeePublic do the work now! They are awesome! Available in Black, Pink, Orange and Turquoise texts. Look at my other listings for the other colors.

Description: A decade later and it's back! I sold this design on tote bags at markets and shows in Florida, Michigan and Indiana before it made it to my Beanblossom account on Etsy. So many requests and I decided to bring it back, because WE SHOULD ALL BE READING BIG BOOKS! And little books. And whatever you want to read. JUST READ! I used to hand print every bag, but I'll let TeePublic do the work now! They are awesome! This is for the black text version. See also pink, orange and turquoise!

Description: A decade later and it's back! I sold this design on tote bags at markets and shows in Florida, Michigan and Indiana before it made it to my Beanblossom account on Etsy. So many requests and I decided to bring it back, because WE SHOULD ALL BE READING BIG BOOKS! And little books. And whatever you want to read. JUST READ! I used to hand print every bag, but I'll let TeePublic do the work now! They are awesome!

Description: Mountain Lions, oh my! Be badass with this t-shirt and brave while trail running or hiking in Colorado.

Description: Be healthy and follow the shirt

Description: Doesn't this sound like a great idea? Quit your job, buy a tent, put on your pack and go hike the Appalachian Trail! Whether you're a seasoned thru-hiker, a section warrior, or just daydreaming from your desk, this Appalachian Trail shirt speaks the universal hiker fantasy out loud. Perfect for outdoorsy types, backpacking lovers, and anyone who thinks nature > meetings. Wear it to the trailhead, your next road trip, or when you're planning your escape from the 9 to 5. Adventure starts with a t-shirt.

Description: Unfortunate Circumstances include: EVERYTHING.