Morel of the Story: I'll Never Tell Shorts

Morel of the Story, I’ll Never Tell. Because real mushroom hunters don’t spill secrets—they hoard them like gold. This design is for those shady forest gremlins who’d rather fake a limp than reveal their patch. Whether you're deep in the woods or just pretending to know what a morel looks like, this shirt lets the world know: yes, I forage—and no, you can't come. Perfect for smug mycophiles, suspicious hikers, and anyone who’s ghosted friends during morel season.

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