Hats

Description: I know you hear him singing it...

Description: What's ugly is that frozen white stuff called snow Up North. Hell to the no. No snow down here.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or R.A.M.E.N.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or N.A.C.H.O.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or T.A.C.O.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or H.O.T. D.O.G.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K. or P.I.Z.Z.A.

Description: Fresh & Bold version! Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K.

Description: Happy Camper, happy life.

Description: Success is spelled S.N.A.C.K.

Description: This is our year! 2020 is a bust, so let's use this to be the best damn hikers on the AT ever. Whether you're NOBO, SOBO, flip-flopping, LASHing or however you plan to HIKE YOUR OWN HIKE...You can do it!

Description: This is our year! 2020 is a bust, so let's use this to be the best damn hikers on the AT ever. Whether you're NOBO, SOBO, flip-flopping, LASHing or however you plan to HIKE YOUR OWN HIKE...You can do it!

Description: Don't give me no tea, no smoothie, no water, no nothing except coffee. Coffee is my homeboy very morning and all day long.

Description: Sprinkle that shit all over and don't give a fuck!

Description: Porch Drinking our way thru 2020!

Description: Swim for the beer, live here for years.

Description: Swim for the beer

Description: Get your goggles on

Description: Goggle up!

Description: Life is good on the lake when you have a beer cooler floating behind you!

Description: Life is good on the lake...(non-swim team version)

Description: My usage of Zero Day comes from hiking the Appalachian Trail -- a full day off with no hiking. A day to resupply, rest those doggies, enjoy trail town food and beers, and maybe go rafting or kayaking. Or better yet -- sleep! But maybe you're working from home. You need a zero day. Wear the shirt to remind yourself that this is a zero day, so take it easy.

Description: Quarantine is an adventure when we can socially distance in our little "not a fancy horse trailer". I've already been out in dispersed sites in Utah and Colorado enjoying the fresh air and nobody next to me. (Camping in a developed campground while I designed this though..haha)

Description: The best place to quarantine is to camp. 2020 has been a challenging year, but when we have our little silver homes on wheels, everything is going to be alright.

Description: How I feel

Description: Come hang out with me as I enjoy a little happy hour from my hammock on the Appalachian Trail. What's in your backpack?

Description: Hike your own hike.

Description: Hike your own hike — whether you’re NOBO, SOBO, flip flopping, LASHing or wee section hiking. Tents, hammocks or shelter. Bear bag or canister. Whatever. Just get ready to hike.

Description: Hike your own hike...on the Appalachian Trail. From Georgia to Maine or Maine to Georgia. Thru-Hiker’s embracing the suck and the sunshine. Harper’s Ferry Flip Floppers and sections when you can grab them. Just hike it.

Description: They know. You’re either a good human or a not so good human. My furry baby will tell me which.

Description: Always trust that feline instinct.

Description: Why not? Nothing like tiki bar life with a fresh muddled and shaken mojito. Far away from a beach and tiki bar? There’s always this T-shirt and your basement bar.

Description: Elaine Stritch said it best...

Description: Get me on vacation with a mojito in my hand.

Description: Nope. Don't want your turkey. Give me all the side dishes. And pie!

Description: Nope. Don't need any of that turkey. Give me the side dishes!